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Watch the Steven Seagal Show Bloopers!

Go behind the scenes and see some of the silly fuckups by Seagal and Stallone, and one very special guest.

Thursday January 19, 2012 | Comments

The Steven Seagal Show is back!



Over the past couple months, I've been using my few minutes of spare time each day to work on a new HD version of the Steven Seagal Show. I finally finished the first episode and it's ready for you to enjoy. Check it out on Newgrounds and YouTube!

Thursday January 5, 2012 | Comments [2]

Tiny Danzas™ are finally here!



Just in time for the Shopping Season! Delight your family and friends with your very own Tiny Danza™!

Take it to the park. Take it to the beach. Cower in horror as it starts to vibrate mysteriously. Lock it in a suitcase and toss it in the river, or simply watch it stumble about in a drunken stupor all night while it shrieks ear-wrenching covers of Barry Manilow songs. The possibilities are figuratively endless!

Tiny Danzas™ are light-weight and portable, machine washable, and their lead-lined radioactive waste cylinders are available in several different styles and colors!

Get yours today, before the economy completely implodes. After you lose your job and your house, you'll be kicking yourself silly if you don't have a Tiny Danza™ to devour you mercifully in your sleep!

To order, simply place $5200 in a self-addressed/stamped shoebox and hide it behind the storage shed at the YMCA on Corto St. in Alhambra, CA. If a guy named "Beans" gives you any trouble, just wave your arms and tell him you work for the CIA. Please allow 6 to 18 weeks for delivery.

Act Now! Supplies are limited. Not available in stores. Beware of imitations!

Tuesday November 30, 2010 | Comments [1]

Weird Al + SuperNews! = RINGTONE



I'm a little late in posting this, but I haven't updated this site in forever, so give me a break. Anyway, here's the brand-new video for Weird Al Yankovic's brand-new song "Ringtone" that we animated over at the SuperNews! cartoon laboratory. By they way, I work for SuperNews! now. The second season premieres this fall...Fridays @10/9c. Oh, and I got engaged. And I'm thinking about switching to Vonage. Is there anything else you wanna know?

Sunday August 30, 2009 | Comments

Super Special Dog on iTunes!



Have you heard the news? For the low, low price of $1.99 you can now own a copy of a show you've either seen a million times, or have no interest in whatsoever. A steal at any price!

In case you've been wondering what the hell I've been doing lately (besides rolling around in my sprinklings of iTunes change), I've been working on a brand new show. I can't tell you anything about it yet, but I will offer you this remarkably small preview.

Monday October 27, 2008 | Comments

Tandem Fork!



Just in time for next Valentine's Day, here comes the Tandem Fork! It's my revolutionary new invention for cutesy bullshit couples who love to do everything together, every single minute of every single day!

Do you enjoy blissful strolls around the park on your two-seater bike? Do you own a pair of Smittens? Do you worry that your significant other might have disconcerting thoughts about your relationship if they spend more than a millisecond away from you? If so, then the Tandem Fork is the only cutlery you should ever consider using, you batshit loony!

Order in the next 20 seconds, and I'll throw in a 12-piece set of Tandem Spoons, a Tandem Spatula, and 3 Tandem Plates at no extra cost. That's right, Tandem Plates! They're two plates stuck together. Holy shit!

Click here to order your Tandem Fork today!

Tuesday April 1, 2008 | Comments

Even More Super Retarded Madness



Here's yet another Super Retarded Dog re-enactment. This is the fourth one I've seen, and I'm really at a loss now. Don't get me wrong--I'm flattered and all, but can somebody explain what's going on here? Is this the "hip" new thing for "kids" to do "now"? I'm 26, so I guess I'm just too old to understand. In my day, we were too busy shoveling coal to even think about re-enacting things we saw on the internet. We ate rocks and snow, and if we ever even thought about filming ourselves acting out a scene from a cartoon, our dads would've kicked us in the teeth with a steel-toe boot...and we would've been grateful!

I guess it's a different world now. There's no place for old curmudgeons like me. I'll just grab my cane and putter around the house until it's time to do synchronized Hoveround formations with my old coal-shoveling buddies.

Wednesday October 17, 2007 | Comments [1]